I’m not short I’m just a tall Elf shirt

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The long travel has Bilbo tired and the twins cranky from being in the saddle for I’m not short I’m just a tall Elf shirt, only stopping to eat and water our horses once, allowed me the time I needed to change out of my dress and place it crumpled into my bag. The tall looming trees of the forest of Mirkwood, where the light comes in lighting the path back to the gates of my home long ago. Keltaur sits with me on Angus holding to his wooden sword as he looks around in wonder with Orion on Bilbo’s pony. Occurring to me that they haven’t been to Mirkwood at least not old enough to remember it.

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…and on that far-flung, distant World, on the tiny Island Kingdom of Perth, in the small Village of Arragon, there lived Morgana, an Evil Shrew of I’m not short I’m just a tall Elf shirt, a Witch by most accounts, and her two equally Evil Brothers, Kandar and Belwrath. They spent their days Scheming and Planned in their Lust for Power, Wealth and over the diminutive Kingdom of Perth. Until finally… they succeeded.

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The bike trail through the woods that I take to go to work was blocked today. There is some construction work down the road and they are putting down two temporary sewer lines. Unfortunately the sewer lines are sitting on the ground (they are 2 feet tall) and they cross the I’m not short I’m just a tall Elf shirt. Now if I had my normal bike I could just pick it up and climb over the sewer lines. Things are a little different with my ELF bike. It weighs around 160 pounds and I can’t just pick it up, throw it over my shoulder and climb over the pipes! The area where the sewer lines cross the bike trial was very muddy and of course it was raining and the wind was blowing.

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